StoryTitle("caps", "Mr. Nobody") ?>
PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "I know a funny little man, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L2", "", "As quiet as a mouse,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Who does the mischief that is done ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L2", "", "In everybody's house!", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "There's no one ever sees his face, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L2", "", "And yet we all agree", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "That every plate we break was cracked ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L2", "", "By Mr. Nobody.", "") ?>
PagePoem(75, "L0", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "'Tis he who always tears our books,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Who leaves the door ajar,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Who pulls the buttons from our shirts,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "And scatters pins afar;", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "That squeaking door will always squeak", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "For, prithee, don't you see,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "We leave the oiling to be done ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "By Mr. Nobody.", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "He puts damp wood upon the fire, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "That kettles cannot boil;", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "His are the feet that bring in mud, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "And all the carpets soil.", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The papers always are mislaid, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Who had them last but he? ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "There's no one tosses them about ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "But Mr. Nobody.", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The finger marks upon the door ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "By none of us are made;", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "We never leave the blinds unclosed, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To let the curtains fade.", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The ink we never spill, the boots ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "That lying round you see,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Are not our boots; they all belong ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To Mr. Nobody.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>