StoryTitle("caps", "The Kettle That Would Not Walk") ?> InitialWords(344, "One", "caps", "dropcap", "noindent") ?> day a Gotham man was getting ready to go to market, and his wife said to him, "Husband, we need a new iron kettle for the fireplace. Don't fail to buy one."
So the man bought a kettle at Nottingham, and toward evening he took it on his arm and started for home. But the kettle was heavy, and at length his arm grew tired with carrying it and he set it down. While he was resting he noticed that the kettle had three legs. "What a pity I did not see those legs before!" cried the man. "Here you have three legs and I have but two, and yet I have been carrying you. 'Twere fairer that you had carried me. Well, you shall take me the rest of the way, at least."
Then he seated himself in the kettle and said, "Now, go on; I am all ready;" but the kettle stood stock still on its three legs and would not move.
Page(345) ?> "Ah!" said the man, "you are stubborn, are you? You want me to keep on carrying you, I suppose; but I shall not. I will tell you the way and you can stay where you are until you get ready to follow me."
DisplayImage("text", "zpage345", "So he told the kettle where he lived and how to get there, and then off the man went. When he reached home his wife asked him where the kettle was.
"Oh, it will be along in good time," he replied.
"And what do you mean by that?" said she.
"Why," said he, "the kettle I bought has three legs, and was better able to walk here from Nottingham market than I who have but two legs. Yet I never noticed it had legs until I was nearly here. Then I told it to walk the ,rest of the way itself, for I would carry it no farther."
"Where did you leave it?" asked the wife.
"You need not be anxious," responded the man.
Page(346) ?> "I told it the way, and it will be along in good time, as I said before."
"And where did you leave it?" again asked the wife.
"At Gotham bridge," he replied.
She was not so sure about its coming as he was and she hurried off to get it, and when she brought it home the man said, "I am glad you have it safe, wife, for I have been thinking while you were gone that it might have taken a notion to walk back to Nottingham if we had left it alone there in the road much longer."