StoryTitle("caps", "Lord Lundy") ?>
Who was too Freely Moved to Tears, and thereby
ruined his Political Career.
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PoemLine("L0", "", "Lord Lundy from his earliest years ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Was far too freely moved to Tears. ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "For instance if his Mother said, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "\"Lundy! It's time to go to Bed!\" ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "He bellowed like a Little Turk. ", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
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PoemLine("L0", "", "Or if his father Lord Dunquerque ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Said \"Hi!\" in a Commanding Tone, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "\"Hi, Lundy! Leave the Cat alone!\" ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Lord Lundy, letting go its tail, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Would raise so terrible a wail ", "") ?>
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PoemLine("L0", "", "As moved His Grandpapa the Duke ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To utter the severe rebuke: ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "\"When I, Sir! was a little Boy, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "An Animal was not a Toy!\" ", "") ?>
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PoemLine("L0", "", "His father's Elder Sister, who ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Was married to a Parvenoo, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Confided to Her Husband, \"Drat! ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The Miserable, Peevish Brat! ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Why don't they drown the Little Beast?\" ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Suggestions which, to say the least, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Are not what we expect to hear ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "From Daughters of an English Peer. ", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
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PoemLine("L0", "", "His Grandmamma, His Mother's Mother, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Who had some dignity or other, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The Garter, or no matter what, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "I can't remember all the Lot! ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Said \"Oh! That I were Brisk and Spry ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To give him that for which to cry!\" ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "(An empty wish, alas! For she ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Was Blind and nearly ninety-three). ", "") ?>
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PoemLine("L0", "", "The Dear Old Butler thought—but there! ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "I really neither know nor care ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "For what the Dear Old Butler thought! ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "In my opinion, Butlers ought ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To know their place, and not to play ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The Old Retainer night and day. ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "I'm getting tired and so are you, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Let's cut the poem into two! ", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>