StoryTitle("caps", "O For Oxford") ?>
InitialWords(0, "O stands for oxford. ", "smallcaps", "dropcap", "noindent") ?>
PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L6", "", "Hail! salubrious seat ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Of learning! Academical Retreat!", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Home of my Middle Age! Malarial Spot ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Which People call Medeeval (though it's not). ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The marshes in the neighbourhood can vie ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "With Cambridge, but the town itself is dry, ", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
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PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "And serves to make a kind of Fold or Pen", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Wherein to herd a lot of Learned Men.", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Were I to write but half of what they know, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "It would exhaust the space reserved for \"O\"; ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "And, as my book must not be over big, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "I turn at once to \"P,\" which stands for Pig.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
subtitle ("smallcaps", "Moral")?>
PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Be taught by this to speak with moderation ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Of places where, with decent application,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "One gets a good, sound, middle-class education.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>