StoryTitle("caps", "J For James") ?>
InitialWords(0, "J stands for james, ", "smallcaps", "dropcap", "noindent") ?>
PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L6", "", "who thought it immaterial", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To pay his taxes, Local or Imperial.", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "In vain the Mother wept, the Wife implored,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "James only yawned as though a trifle bored.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
DisplayImage("text", "zpage025", "
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PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The Tax Collector called again, but he ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Was met with Persiflage and Repartee.", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "When James was hauled before the learned Judge,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Who lectured him, he loudly whispered, \"Fudge!\"", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
DisplayImage("text", "zpage026", "
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PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The Judge was startled from his usual calm,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "He struck the desk before him with his palm, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "And roared in tones to make the boldest quail, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "\"J stands for James, It also stands for JAIL.\"", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "And therefore, on a dark and dreadful day, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Policemen came and took him all away.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
SubTitle("smallcaps", "Moral") ?>
PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The fate of James is typical, and shows", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "How little mercy people can expect ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Who will not pay their taxes; (saving those", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To which they conscientiously object.)", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>