StoryTitle("caps", "G For Gnu") ?>
InitialWords(0, "G stands for gnu, ", "smallcaps", "dropcap", "noindent") ?>
PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L6", "", "whose weapons of Defence", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Are long, sharp, curling Horns, and Common-sense. ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "To these he adds a Name so short and strong,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "That even Hardy Boers pronounce it wrong.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
DisplayImage("text", "zpage020", "
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PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "How often on a bright Autumnal day", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "The Pious people of Pretoria say,", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "\"Come, let us hunt the—\" Then no more is heard ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "But Sounds of Strong Men struggling with a word. ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Meanwhile, the distant Gnu with grateful eyes ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Observes his opportunity, and flies.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>
SubTitle("smallcaps", "Moral") ?>
PoemStart() ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Child, if you have a rummy kind of name, ", "") ?>
PoemLine("L0", "", "Remember to be thankful for the same.", "") ?>
PoemEnd() ?>